World’s most expensive nail polish

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‘This guy knew that the next decision I was about to make would be a matter of dinner tonight or a pot of overpriced paint.’

So I quickly popped into Selfridges on payday because I NEEDED a Too Faced lipstick and although I’m going to start saving this month, it’s just one treat. Leave me alone.

On the way out I stopped to take a cheeky picture of the Christian Louboutin nail varnish counter for Instagram. I’m trying to be a famous blogger you know.

And so not to look suspicious, after I took the shameless photo, I hovered for a while and even painted my newly manicured nail just to make sure I looked genuinely interested in spending money that I obviously definitely had so much of…

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It was an emotional day (because no one loves me) and I couldn’t help thinking ‘f**k you, I am rich. Today. Until I pay my rent. And girrrl if you can’t love yourself, how in the hellll are you gonna love somebody else?! Can I get an Amen!’ RuPaul, I love you.

So I asked the shop assistant how much they were. (For those of you that don’t know, when you ask this question it’s like putting your foot down when the traffic light goes from green to amber – I was committed to buying now).

£38! F**k ME.

And that look they give you in expensive shops when they know you can’t afford anything. This guy knew that the next decision I was about to make would be a matter of dinner tonight or a pot of overpriced paint.

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Who needs food?! Three seconds later, with Vanity in mind (I’m gonna treat myself because y’know, I never treat myself. *pouts*), I said I’d take one.

That’s right. I just spent 40 quid on a NUDE, not even a sexy red, nail varnish to paint over my brand new £35 manicure. LOLS.

J #illavethat

Have you ever purchased something because you’re too proud not to?

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  1. Well, I can’t say I’ve ever been shamed into a purchase, but they do try – don’t they?! I’m a high end nail polish lady though & I have not yet been able to try this. Is it worth the money? A one-coat gem? That’s why I have no shame dropping 35€ on a Chanel polish. Please let me know if you think I should give this a try!


    1. I actually really like it! I usually use the weekly CND Vinylux but I love this. The finish is really glossy but I have used two layers to get a deeper colour. I didn’t have to use a top coat though.
      Hope that helps! I am thinking about treating myself to the Louboutin red for winter
      J 🙂

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